TV

I spent all my life earning a money to have a Big screen tv like this and now I can feel this feeling of post-achieved-emptiness they're talking on TV

Old good time !

- Ah ah ! I still remember the day when "your" cathy came to my place to pick up those files
- Yes, and by the way, after 10 years, Do you mind if I come back with my wife tonight ?

Get back to life !

- We were thinking with Alfred, if finally you decide to commit suicide, which one of us will get back your clients ?

King of the customers

- They're not ennemies or allies sir, they're just customers !

Failureless

- Generally, I like your ideas Daniel but...create a failureless product for our customers which never need our further assistance is the most dumbest thing you ever did !

Hot network

- God has just joined the devil's network

The executive status

- You know the bad thing, Victor ? Is whatever I do, people still's watching me as a worker and never as an executive

Homo economicus

Here we are ! It took 2000 years of civilization to become this : a super usefull brain necktie-type armed with a four colour pen and covered with cabbalistic files and stuff like that..

The good company ?

- I can assure you that you've really joined the good company !

Role playing game over

- We're going to do a litte role playing game. Pay attention ! There's a tricky thing, one will be hired to fire the second, who do you want to be ?

Get the job out !

- I'm not telling you that you didn't get the job because there was a guy just before you, I'm telling you there were three hundred !

Casual friday

- When we spoke about casual friday, I didn't mean "that" !

Smoking or not smoking ?

- It's a very bad thing to say but start smoking increased my network from 15% in this company

Be Positive !

- I'm testing "the new positive management" by J.O Collins

Career Evolution

- How can I see my career evolution in 20 years ??? But for god sake, I'm just a fucking spermatozoid !

Sell !

- Do you have friends ?
- Well...yes !
- Ok sell it ! you don't need them anymore

Public service

- You're not forced to reach your goals and nobody can fire you !

Genetic suitcase

The doctor said he was born with a transplant suitcase

Work again !

- So,finally, it's real ! there's something after work ! I just thought that after work there was...dunno know..work again !

The Rabbit advice

- Hey you ! yes the new guy ! I'm telling you. In this company, Don't go to fast but right on time is that ok for you ?

the stats !

- Well ! after a ten thousand dollars expertise, It seems that those stats weren't finally connected to our company but to some moutains in the connecticut

Accountancy's wave

- Jefferson ! When you said you were drown in the account departement, I thought It was just a figure of speech !

Going up ! or down...

- The market is recovering ! the market is recovering !

Rules rocks !

- The First rule is 80% of you won't stand more than two years in our company
- The Second rule is forget the first one if you want to survive

Failure is always a success !

- For my defense, my computer took the entire responsability of our commercial failure

Moving economy

The favorite sentence of our boss : "Economy is like a gigantic desert, and you are suppose to sell the oasis they'll never get"

- Watch out ! Moving economy

Emergency situation

- Bad news and good news. the bad news is all our computer system is down four at least two hours. Good news ! they've just loaded the coffee machine !

The worldwild west !

- I tell you ! There's someone before us in this market and I'm just behinf him !
- YOu're kidding ? For my part, I have the feeling that someone is following me in this case since the beginning

The C.A

OF course, the road of a commercial is not a straight line

- Today, we receive Michael, go on Michael !
- Hum...Ok.. my name is Michael, I'm a commercial, I'm 28 and I didn't reach my goals this month
- Good Michael, good !

Entreprise 2000

Time to expand !

- The seller said : "The best program to establish our new factory"

Readjustment

Of Course, we will need some "readjustment" in the beginning to be perfectly "efficient"

- This percentage ? what does it means ?
- OH ! This one ? It means the percentage of your brain we're going to use

Level up !

As the boss said to us, the most important thing is not reaching the top. The most important thing is making sure that the others will never be able to reach it before you !

Diversificate !

Of course, the market is moving so fast that we have to be super-reactive

- I TOLD YOU ! I told you ! Not bet everything on honey, Charles !
you never listen to me...

How to make money

Today, WE'RE ON ! The most important is to catch "the true spirit" ot the company

- Blablabla...cash...blablabla...money...blablabla...
benefit...blablabla...incentive...
- I think they're adhering to the speech !

Square guy

Whoo ! today! it's the first meeting with our new manager. It's seems to be...a square guy !

The New secret strategy

Today is a big day ! Our boss will reveal our new secret strategy
to conquer new markets !

Boss is always right !

Today I learnt my first lesson, boss is boss-right !

Cow's money

Today with the crisis and everything, Some of us started to think about the real meaning of earn so lot that you can spend so less, the frenchies call that 'Argent vache"

First Day

Today is a first day, our company is moving out in our new place, everybody smiles and 's ready to have fun, preparing himself to the wonderful time we will have, spending 85% of our non social life with borderline-anxious-colleagues,depressing boss and crazy stuff like reporting, useless meeting and unreachable goals..
HAVE FUN !